Greek Party Result

I'm finally back to work today. After a very blurry drunk 4 day weekend, i have the strength to post up some of the photos from the greek party. Unfortunately, because i was so wasted, i never got a good full photo of my entire outfit. But here is Paul in his great complete glory~

of course double fisting his drink and mine. Red bull and sugar free vodka. His drink of choice. but i drink it cause hey! its alcohol. Like the big wine glasses? i am pretty sure they are actually decoration wine glasses that people might put something like a fish in, but i bought them at the thrift store for $2 each. How do you NOT drink out of that? Heres my costume below to get an idea of what i made. My sister is next to me, she's Medusa~

Yeah, that face i'm making? I make that face a lot. Porque? I dont know. its a drunk thing i do. Its my own personal version of the "lip pucker face". (I personally think its better than the guido lip pucker face) And see how i'm holding my drink like so? another drunk thing i do. I show my drink in the photo. WHY?! I want to hire someone to stand around me and if i start opening my mouth or raising my arm, they'd come up to me like a bouncer and tell me that its simply not allowed. Atleast not for all 150 photos. maybe 4 or 5, but never consecutively. There would be rules and regulations.

1) i am not allowed to raise my glass in every photo

2) my "smile" can't be me opening my mouth looking like i'm about to yell "HHHEEEYYY!!" and you snapped the photo right at the peak of the word.

3) i cannot substitute this constant face pose for ANOTHER constant face pose

4) and last, if i do have 200+ photos of me making the same face, i am not allowed to post them all on facebook.

now i just need to hire someone to enforce these rules while i'm plastered out of my mind.

(note to self: dont color the text until you wrote everything that you wanted to write. Black writing on a black blog background = no one can see what you wrote.)